I keep a very tidy house. That is when I don’t have a little helper, oh about two and a half feet tall. The slate starts clean each morning and by the end of the day, we have to dodge the toy landmines! Be warned. Toy landmines should not be taken lightly, one mistep and you will be squealing and grunting. One day the house will be tidy again, for he will be neat and my feet will be safe once again.
